Sigh. What could be more depressing than the (un)natural life cycle of a porn star? Just four short years from an adorable young lass you could watch bounce around for hours to a non-biodegradable lingerie mannequin that looks to have been left in the sun for a week.
Anonymous
slimhope – you seem to be so right. although i don’t know anything about her past self, one definitely has to assume it has gotten worse…
Anonymous
I agree, Slimhope. Man, her original god-given boobies were so much nicer. She’s trashed herself.
Anonymous
Thats what starting out with meat holes will do to you. Don’t worry Teagan i still love you. Let the haters hate. Though these photos, i agree, are not the best
Anonymous
Hey, I’m admittedly part of the natural-is-always-better crowd, but I can’t deny that I have seen (and held) some very nice, tasteful boob jobs. What the formerly adorable Teagan is sporting above is not in that category. It looks like someone pinned her down with the San Onofre nuclear power plant.
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@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris’s sack-dance…: I certainly agree with the principle at work here, but I actually don’t think Pearl Jam is the best example. They started out sounding like worn out veterans, actually got a little more interesting for a few years after that, and then just kind of evaporated.
She was indeed, I did some research afterwards… Unfortunately, she didn’t appear on the radar here in my Central European solitude before she became somewhat arbitrary. I do, however, feel bad about the fact that I condemn her for having had plastic surgery: I well might be arrogant saying that maybe her own aesthetical values differ slightly from mine. But then again, English hasn’t even been my second language, so I don’t know what I am saying anyways.
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