What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Getting A Handle on Kristie Creame

As you consider what’s happening to Kristie Creame, be thankful that the title of this movie has nothing to do with the fact that a black man is doing it. But see, also, that he has his left hand on her right cheek, as if trying to reconcile the sides of his brain that deal with the maths and the ass.

If you are successful like last week’s winner, you will tell us (one entry per person, please) what this dude is doing with his right hand.

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  • Anonymous

    He’s got one hand in his pocket, and the other one’s reconciling the sides of his brain that deal with the maths and the ass (or hailing a taxicab, who knows).

  • Anonymous

    Fondling the left ball of Duncan Doughnut.

  • Anonymous

    Ass Meld: Spock’s Pon Farr Awakening.

  • fleshbotpdh

    He’s texting of course: “OMG Guess what I’m doing with my other Thumb LOL! :)

  • MalzyWheels

    The answer is obvious. He’s measuring seismic activity.

  • Warrington

    He’s pressing on her sneeze reflex.

  • Tracer_Bullet

    As a Philadelphia and a black man, I appreciate everything about this cover.

    As for what he’s doing with his thumb, obviously he’s filling her butter krimpet.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Tax & Appendage: Sexual Accountancy

    (He’s completing his 1040A(ss), see.)

  • evan_phi

    “Fun Accupressure Points for Couples”

  • evan_phi

    DAMNIT! I didn’t read the rules :(

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    He’s signaling to the vendor for 2 hot dogs: one for him, and one for his lovely lady.

  • zipper

    He’s keeping his thumb next to the panic button in case of a emergency.

  • Anonymous

    He’s deciding which hole to plug

  • kevinblah

    Chisenbop, bitches.

  • Stewie Griffin

    He’s making the “Call Me” sign to the cute camera man.

  • camsxreview

    Ah that face and name! From a distance her face kinda resembles Kirstie Allie. Haha. Go Grimmace!!

  • Gram Ponante

    The winner hasn’t been chosen yet. Why I’m checking this on Wednesday I don’t know. But I really love these.

  • Anonymous

    grabbing the purell. hes a bit of a germaphobe.

  • Anonymous

    He’s texting his broker: “Sell! Sell! I can see _exactly_ how the economy’s going to look in a week’s time…”

  • undercover soul brother

    His right hand? Very simple my friends, just two words:
    Hardees Thickburger. Oh yes…

    [www.hardees.com]

  • Gram Ponante

    These answers made me laugh until parts of me were fit to prolapse. This has been the hardest decision yet, but Warrington, you are the winner. If there turns out to be an actual sneeze reflex, we might have to give it to bigneil9′s Duncan Doughnut.