We know that it’s not even Halloween yet–or even the Jewish New Year, for that matter–but it’s never too soon to start thinking about the holidays. After all, the earlier your get your shopping done the bette–especially if your shopping plans include hiring an elf with some sort of keytar gun. And then there’s the planning of your community production of “The Nutcracker” to worry about, which takes time energy and a wooden solider who isn’t afraid to get dirty. Why does it only come but once a year?
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· “the nutcracker” (PornHub)
