"Teens Like It Big": Lexi Belle Does Not Lie

Say what you will about pornography, but you have to admit that it’s an honest medium: in a world of ironic this and post-ironic that, you pretty much know what to expect when you pick up a title like, say, “Teens Like It Big”, and not just because you’ve happened to chance upon a preview gallery from the Brazzers website of the same time during your online perambulations. It’s all right there in the title: Teens! Liking It! Big! Really, what else do you need to know?Well, since we’re here we might as well tell you that “Teens Like It Big” stars such convincing porn teens as Kacey Jordan, Madison Scott, Hailey Young, Nikki Rhodes, Samantha Sin, Madison Ivy, and (most especially) Lexi Belle, all of whom prove in scene after smoldering scene that … well, they really do like it big. Not just “a little oversized” or even “economy size”; we’re talking like Billy Glide, fire hydrant, traffic cone big. Or pretty close, But yeah, big. So what if the economy is a mess and our foreign policy is in turmoil and the whole world is going to hell in a handbasket? It’s still nice to know that there are at least a few things you can count on—and that watching Lexi Belle have strenuous intercourse with a giant one eyed wonder worm happens to be one of them. • Teens Like It Big (teenslikeitbig.com) • Order: “Teens Like It Big” (adultdvdempire.com)