We’re just as disappointed as anyone that the “raunchy, topless, bondage ad campaign” for Rock the Vote Declare Yourself, the voter registration site, is merely a nipple-free gussied-up photo of Jessica Alba looking like she’s just seen a particulary bad example of fake Palin porn. Would it be too much to ask to take her top off for real next time? It is a really good cause, after all. (worldnetdaily, via scienceblogs)