September 19, 2008 | 29 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Brownout Edition

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Brownout EditionWe’re an enlightened group of people here, right? Remember when your wife sat on my lap at the dinner party and you were uncomfortable but we all got over it? That’s what I mean. But now and then there is a porn title even we First Amendment Patriots quail at. This week’s WWFRD entry is such a title. Your job today is to view the actual title and creatively soften it (the first step is to remove the too-easy “#2“) for consumption by people who think the original might have gone too far. And you are further challenged to do it with one entry, much as we were wowed by last week’s winner.(Though feel free to tell your friends about it.) · Hush Hush Entertainment (hush-hushentertainment.com) · See the Real Title (if you dare) (gamelink.com)

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    It might be a little too topical — meaning it would not age well — but I have this, inspired by today’s Deadspin:

    George Brett Rubbed Up His Other Bat with Pinetar.

  • Anonymous

    “Let Me Know If That Starts To Hurt”

  • kevinblah

    “Tears of a Brown Clown”

  • Anonymous

    Afro-Asian Reptile performs A Copious Colonoscopy.

    yeah, i got nothin

  • Anonymous

    gah! I came up with a better one, damn.

  • Anonymous

    Fo Shizzle Stickin’

  • Anonymous

    Life Confidential presents – Alien Anal Probes and the Women Who Love Them

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    I’ve been waiting for this one for months:

    Don’t Tell Minister Farakhan

  • caffeinequeen

    Interracial Relations: Ur Doin It Right

  • Anonymous

    This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you.

  • Anonymous

    Rent

  • Anonymous

    Pink Socks 2: Electric Boogaloo

  • Ecks

    I can’t believe I missed Blackzilla is Splittin’ that Shitter #1

  • Stewie Griffin

    Shaft’s Tight Squeeze

  • hatey

    ‘The Things We Do For Drug Money.’

  • JimK

    How about…

    “This Nice Dark Skinned Man is gently Making Love to Women, although in the Manner Of Sodomites to be sure, one assumes the Ladies enjoy This Type Of Thing.”

    Why I went all Victorian on that shit I do not know.

  • Anonymous

    “Stretching the truth – a story in black and white”

  • MalzyWheels

    “Blackzilla’s formula for Making America’s financial Market less constipated”

  • Anonymous

    Things Will Never be the Same: Whistler’s Edition

  • galactus5000

    Dear Lord, That Can’t Feel Comfortable.

  • Anonymous

    Someone’s Knockin’ At The Backdoor

  • Anonymous

    Sins of the Father: The Peggy Wallace Kennedy Story

    Though i have to say, with the preferred nomenclature I’d love the original title.

  • Anonymous

    get it?

  • robotrousers

    White girls down with brown on brown

  • hawaiianradiation

    Blackzilla is Politely Parting that Pooper

  • thetaxman

    Tain’t Misbehavin’ #2: Stretching out my love for you.

  • bleeble

    (This is not an entry but simply a comment about the original blurb.)

    “Over 5 Hours Long!!!” – Measuring the dude’s cock in hours instead of inches is definitely an extreme position to take.

    “& 10 Torn Assholes!!!” – Now as we all know, that is just the “official” bodycount, the actual number of injuries is a statistic closely guarded be the Pentagon.

  • Anonymous

    The Dream Lives On: In the Butt

  • Anonymous

    “Ebony and Ivory: Splittin’ the Difference”