You know what the key to being a true player is? It’s the one secret that all pimps–real and metaphorical–use to their advantage when it comes to wooing the ladies: You need a good hat. And not just any old ratty baseball cap; you need the kind of hat that says, “I don’t care how ridiculous I look, I still have the confidence to try and fuck you.” Of course, like Indiana Jones or John Wayne, a good hero also never loses his trademark piece of apparel … even when he take of his clothes to get busy It’s all about commitment to one’s role, you know.
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· “pimp with silly hat” (RedTube)
