A Night At The (Very Weird) Museum

This scene is like one of those kooky science museum exhibits that tries to fux with your perception with mirrors and crazy lighting and lasers and stuff. (Is the ceiling moving up or floor moving down? Where’s the horizon?!) It starts with a little oral sex on the hood of a car … then for some reason there’s a harp! And where did that other girl come from? What exactly is that guy jerking off on to? Maybe it’s more like the “Mystery Spot” just off the interstate where the “laws of time and space no longer exist!” That’s why pornstars never study law, of course.

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    The harp? It is merely evidence that the trajectory of independently produced & released rock music is setting the curve for pornography. Almost ten years ago, BurningAngel arose from the morass of warmed over pizza delivery & naughty schoolgirls, to give porn a backstage at the Warped Tour do-over. (Though it must be acknowledged Hustler’s Taboo mag. came a few years prior this.) Now, with the Warped generation out of college, removing (many) of their piercings, & turning arena-worthily symphonic (Arcade Fire, et. al.), we see porn following suit. This video is just the joannanewsomification of erotic media.