September 9, 2008 | 5 Comments

A 22-year-old San Diegoan wants to auction her virginity to pay for her college eduction. (She’s going for a doctorate in marriage and family therapy.) Well, if it’s one night in Reno vs. 10 years of student loan payments, that’s a pretty tough call to make. (nydailynews.com)

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  • Spyder01

    She might as well become a pornstar! Personally, I’d rather take the 10 years of student loan payments. You only have one chance to lose your virginity, and besides, what if it’s some old geezer? *shuddering at the thought*

  • Anonymous

    According to the story:

    Dylan says the winner won’t necessarily be the highest bidder. “I want someone with chemistry. We’ll take bids until I find a suitor I’m happy with.”

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    If I were the high-bidder — & I wouldn’t be; don’t have that kind of money — her dress would stay on.

    … Hey! Don’t look at me like that.

  • Anonymous

    I listened to her on Howard Stern this morning. Surprisingly, she made some sense. She pointed out that virtually no one enjoys their first time, so why not make some money off of it. She says she’ll use the money to put her and her sister through grad school. Her step-father took out 40k in college loans in their names already and is a fugitive.

  • Venus Muffinpants

    I need money to pay for my uni, what shall I auction?