Your Day In "Black Sweeties"

Granted, there are those who’d point out that there would never be a porn title called “White Sweeties,” and that specifying a performer as a “sweety” might imply that others of that race, gender, nationality, or creed aren’t sweeties. But I read this title as a shortening of “Sweeties Who Happen to Be Black,” much like I assume “Big-Titted Teens” isn’t a slam on my girlfriend, who happens to be a small-chested Samoan 19-year-old, but a sweety nonetheless. So why are these women sweeties? Could it be that Aliana Love wears glasses? I know from personal experience that I am only kind to people because I have poor eyesight, in hopes that they won’t hide my lunch. Maybe that is why Aliana is a Black Sweety. What about Amile Waters? While she might not have been the sweetest person at this event, Waters does lick her watch. I didn’t get it, but who am I, Sweety Pope? Finally there was Misty Stone who, in addition to saying all the “shit!”s and “fuck!”s you’d expect in a porn movie, liberally peppered her pillowtalk with “Oh My Goodness!” I thought that was sweet. · Silver Sinema (silversinema.com) · Buy “Black Sweeties” (gamelink.com)