Evan Stone: Master Of Disguise

Is it just us, or does every funny or unusual or just plain bizarre sex clip that we find on the web somehow involve Evan Stone? He’s never just playing a generic porn stud–he’s either the millionaire cowboy or the mentally-challenged butler or the psychic detective or some other ridiculous character that only makes sense in a porn movie. Even when he’s not the one getting it on, he still manages to insert himself into the madness! Is he a genuinely weird guy or does the weirdness just somehow find him? Like the chicken and egg, we may never know the answer to what came first. But we do know what comes last … because it’s usually him! (See, what we’re trying to say is that the guy has a lot of sex. Get it?)

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  • Lux Alptraum

    So wait, is he wearing a cape because he’s psychic, or are those two things unrelated?

  • evan_phi

    Evan Stone (apart from sharing my name. woot) has some of the best lines in porn. the one that made me lol for the first time while watching porn:

    –Oncoming skeleton-zombie horde
    Jesse Jane: “No wait! you have to stay and fight to prove to your father that you are truly the best Pirate Hunter of them all!”
    Evan Stone: “Fuck that shit!”

  • Anonymous

    Oh, it’s Evan. Didn’t anyone watch the extras on Island Fever 4? The guy is a nutter.

  • Anonymous

    There’s something I find horrendously unattractive about this man. :/ I can’t stand to watch clips starring him or Marco Banderas.

  • camsxreview

    Ah Evan Stone…he’s one of a handful of funny faced porno guys that you would want to get their autographs if you saw them in public. Unattractive! Ha! This guy is the best!!