The reason most criminals get caught is because they don’t really think their plan through. For starters, robbing a bank makes sense, but robbing a sperm bank is just pointless. You can find that stuff anywhere and it’s not that hard to collect. (Don’t worry fellas–your deposits are insured.) Also, no matter what kind of institution you decided to knock over, you have to keep yourself properly covered at all times. All those witnesses will easily be able to pick this girl’s tits out of a police lineup.
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· “Bank robbery” (RedTube)
