Not-So-Mixed Doubles

Have you been watching the U.S. Open this week? Neither have we! There just aren’t that many compelling reasons to watch pro tennis these days. Other than sexy female players … and their short skirts … and the grunting and groaning they make when they smack the little ball … and the sweating. But other than those very good reasons, there are no reasons to watch! Although just like this video, the semi-finals at this year’s tournament will also include a brief subplot involving Peter North and a mermaid, so buy your tickets now!. . .
· “lesbians on the tennis court” (RedTube)