October 23, 2008 | 22 Comments

Battle Of The Nice Girls: Bree Olson Vs Eva Angelina

Bree and Eva are both adorable, sweet little things–on the surface, at least. Scratch below the sweetness and smiles, however, and you’ll discover some deliciously dirty desires (and, we’re pleased to say, some deliciously dirty action as well). But which ray of sunshine is more to your liking? AVN Award winning Eva Angelina, whose glasses have always made our hearts skip a beat, or Adam and Eve contract star Bree Olson, whose girl-next-door good looks obscure the pervy thoughts that lie beneath? You, the people, must ultimately decide. Luckily, you’ll find some materials that should help your decision under the jump. (And remember: this week’s winner will face off against Jenna Haze in round two!)

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Bree Olson
From Bree’s Beach Party (gamelink.com)

Eva Angelina
Eva Angelina riding cock (pornhub.com)

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Last Week’s Winner: Stoya

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  • Anonymous

    I’d vote for Bree Olson a thousand times if I could. She is an absolute genius at the ability to connect through the screen to the audience (and she’s a sweetheart in person, too–she told me I was cute!)

  • Anonymous

    This week just isn’t fair…I really need a “both” button right about now…

  • Anonymous

    I’d like to reward Bree Olson for her natural ‘appearance’ but… she’s never really drawn me in. And I’d like to punish Eva Angelina for her somewhat unsuccessful implants but… she can really hot. So, umm.

  • Tracer_Bullet

    A cute, dirty brunette with glasses? This shouldn’t even be open for discussion.

  • Anonymous

    Why are all choosing Bree?! Eva is a fantastic actress, I genuienly believe her moans and groans! Where as Bree needs to stop talking! I like her little squeals though! Eva is a legend in the porn industry!! x

  • StlHakusho

    It’s a toughie but my love for brunettes wins out.

  • MalzyWheels

    I can’t believe Bree is getting flogged in the voting. Sad. Really sad.

  • Anonymous

    Bree gets my vote. A potent combo of darlin’ and dirty.

  • Anonymous

    This is the first scene I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing Bree in action in. Her starting off with “Goodness, oh my goodness,” and then devolving into one of the best filthy talk monologues ever got my vote.

  • Anonymous

    Eva while hot.. is kind of screamer. Screamers kind of turn me off in porn.

  • Anonymous

    I like both but Bree has this uncanny ability to absolutely destroy the suspension of disbelief.

  • Anonymous

    I’m a brunette guy myself, but Bree takes this one. She definitely makes the viewer feel like she’s really truly getting off each and every time, shuddering and whimpering. Ah, those fun times in high school…oh well. Eva, while completely hot, does not have the same truthiness to her performances. Hot, yes, but not the same depth.

    Another vote for Bree.

    Oh, and one more thing…Jenna Haze…reminds me to skanks back in the day. Throw her out. Wouldn’t touch that with _your_ junk. Seeing her makes my skin crawl.

  • dirtybacon

    Eva better win *shakes fist*

    Seriously, Eva is totally on top of her game right now… hope she comes back strong after the preggers.

  • Ecks

    I like both these girls – and usually prefer brunettes – but have to go with Bree Olson this time, just something about her, a more natural freshness, girl you might know in real life, all that.

  • Anonymous

    i remember eva from vaginal cumshots back in the day (pre-boob enhancement). She was good. But the blonde wins. Everytime.

  • WalterPater

    I’ve never gotten the whole Bree Olson thing. Girl strikes me as rather plain, actually.

    Eva Angelina, on the other hand,…!

  • Anonymous

    Angelina. No contest.

  • Anonymous

    Bree gets my vote for flexibility, vocal range and shouting “Oh, my goodness!” Can’t say I’ve heard that too many times in a porn scene.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    I recall reading that Bree Olson is Ukrainian. As such, my vote goes to her, as Ukraine Not Weak.


    + Watch video

  • Rascall4

    I’m s sucke for Blondes with big tits, so my vote is
    for Bree

  • Anonymous

    “Look at what you’re doin’ to me … Look at what you’re doin’ …”
    –Bree Olson’s sexy taunt in my favorite Mean Amazon Bitches scene of all time.

    +1 for Bree

  • Anonymous

    A gal namned Brie…mmm cheesyyy