September 18, 2008 | 32 Comments

Altporn Goddess Faceoff: Joanna Angel Vs. Dana DeArmond

Welcome back to Extreme Pornstar Showdown! This week, we’re happy (if a little nervous) to present a very special the Battle of the Fleshbot Crush Objects, with 2006 Crush Object Of The Year Dana DeArmond going head-to-head (and other parts) against 2005 Crush Object Of The Year and Fleshbot’s reigning Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel. So who will triumph? Will it be Dana and her magical MySpace powers? Or punk rock princess Joanna, whose homegrown porn site changed the world? Only you can decide, dear reader–so take a deep breath and view their qualifications after the jump. (And remember: whoever wins this bout will advance to the next round and face off against 2007 Crush Object Of The Year Sasha Grey. Not that we’re pressuring you or anything.)

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Dana DeArmond
From “Chemistry”

Joanna Angel
(via JoannaAngel.com)

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UPDATE: Dana DeArmond has forfeited. Joanna Angel wins!

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Last Week’s Winner: Gianna Michaels!

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  • Anonymous

    I’m really not sure where to go on this one. Both are extremely awesome.
    TIME FOR RESEARCH!

  • Anonymous

    Joanna Angel, because I got hard watching her video.

  • jay destro

    joanna cause she looks great on my arm in the pic we took together the other day

  • Anonymous

    I’m supposed to *choose*? Shit! This may take a while …

  • Anonymous

    Research done…*whew*
    Dana got my vote.

  • evan_phi

    Dana.

  • MalzyWheels

    This should be the most even match-up so far, tale-of-the-tape wise. But for me, Joanna will always be Queen of my Alt Porn heart.

  • Gram Ponante

    eye hat 2 sound layk stevceporn fundr but shouldnt wee b trine to move things frwrd radr tan pit are heros against each udder? the bot yoost to b ware my peepls hooked up an now its all msm alt bodays

  • Anonymous

    Wow, another no contest. Joanna wins just because she actually has videos on my hard drive. Aaand I think I might go find some more right now.

  • Anonymous

    Just so we’re clear is this a contest of who could kick who’s ass or who turns us on more.

    Either way I vote for Dana, although I dont think this is the best video showcasing her talents, martial or otherwise. I suggest all potential voters do some research a la El Negro Magnifico.

  • Anonymous

    Also, I understand the whole alt look, but I still think both these girls would look better with a tan. I dont discriminate against pale girls, but something about a nice, healthy tan…. grrr.

  • dirtybacon

    This was the hardest for me to predict before hand, and the hardest to choose. I went Joanna, as though I think Dana is awesome, I haven’t seen the scene where she really floored me. Joanna, though, has impressed a few times.

  • Anonymous

    This was tough. I like both so much, i’m especially a big fan of Dana. But there’s something about Joanna that still does it for me slightly more than Dana. Also, like another commenter said, Dana’s scene up top really doesn’t showcase her to the fullest like Joanna’s did.

  • Ecks

    I have no opinion of either, and neither really appeals to me, so I’ll abstain from voting this round.

  • Migrant Blogger

    Dana DeArmond is the only porn star I’ve seen who takes the F.A.M.E. awards seriously.

  • Anonymous

    Joanna all the way!

  • DanaDeArmond

    at least post a video from something current.
    chemistry is the fifth movie i did.
    and though it is an award winning gonzo movie, does not showcase my very extensive body of work.

    anal, interracial, gaping, b/g, nasty g/g, DPs, deep throating, fetish, BDSM, blow bangs

    i mean.
    i do everything.

    fleshbot, you could have paired me against someone that who is at least somewhat similar.

    like, i dont know, BOBBI STARR. DUH.
    joanna only gets banged out by her boyfriend for christ’s sake.

    and i dont know what this alt nonsense is, but i am in about 150 dvds (to joanna’s 50 or so) and hundreds of scenes on the internet and you can count about 10 of them as “alt”

    and for the record, i do not take the fame awards seriously at all.
    because it is rigged. two years ago i did not win the favorite newcomer fame award and amy ried did, and if i cant win an online contest with half a million myspace friends, i dont know who can.

    THE END.

  • CaptAl

    Both of these stars are hot but it seemed to me that Dana expressed it more therefore I enjoyed watching her more.

  • Anonymous

    No research needed for this one. I Believe In Joanna Angel.

  • killmyunicorn

    woah that comment was a bit much

  • DanaDeArmond

    i was just addressing the concerns which arose in the preview 25 comments.

    can i just withdraw myself from this, seeing as fleshbot admits that they shouldnt have posted it in the first place?

  • Jonnobot

    @DanaDeArmond: This was all meant in good fun. Sorry you’re taking a reader poll so seriously.

    That said, there’s no reason to trash Joanna or anyone here at Fleshbot in these comments; we’ve done nothing but support your career here for years.

  • Anonymous

    I’d like to personally console whomever comes in second.

  • Anonymous

    wow, talk about an ignorant comment.

  • DanaDeArmond

    WTF

  • Anonymous

    Dana, for sure. Lawl @ posting right after her.

  • Brian47

    Good grief, this one is a head-scratcher… in many ways! I have met them both and they are both so great in person and on screen that am torn in two… I might have to create an alter ego so I can cast one vote for each of them! :)

  • Anonymous

    Man I wish I could vote about 200 more times for Dana.

    All those who voted for Joanna I challenge to physical combat!

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    [rubs palms together]
    [smiles]

    I am glad I made this suggestion. I had heard of beef between the two camps, “Angel” & De Armond, &, well, the battle came to the ‘bot. Too, I, at least, was entertained.

  • Anonymous

    The funny thing is, I know who she is because of Burning Angel.

  • Anonymous

    Go get em Dana!

  • Anonymous

    I think Dana had legitimate points and i would feel the same way if i were here. If I’m in a competition i want to win, even if it is just for fun.