Tits Or Ass: Gianna Michaels Vs. Alexis Texas

Tits Or Ass: Gianna Michaels Vs. Alexis TexasCommunism vs. Capitalism. Environmentalism vs. Industrialization. Betty vs. Veronica. Tits vs. Ass. Is there any debate more heated than that last one? Though we don’t flatter ourselves to think that we could settle so epic a dispute with one humble poll, we do feel that we’ve chosen two worthy contenders to defend the honor of their respective erogenous zone in this latest round of Fleshbot’s Extreme Pornstar Challenge. Representing Tits is the beautiful, bountiful Gianna Michaels, whose praises we can’t sing enough of (try as we might); while the charms are of Ass are represented by the newly crowned Buttwoman Herself, Alexis Texas, with a posterior the size of… well, you know. So which superstar will come out on top? That’s up to you, dear reader; watch the video evidence and cast your vote after the jump. (And good luck while you’re at it—when it comes to making a choice like this, we wouldn’t even know where to begin.)* * * * * Alexis Texas Tits Or Ass: Gianna Michaels Vs. Alexis Texas Round ass Alexis Texas rides it (pornhub.com) Gianna Michaels Tits Or Ass: Gianna Michaels Vs. Alexis Texas Gianna Michaels good fucking (pornhub.com)

Gawker Media polls require Javascript; if you’re viewing this in an RSS reader, click through to view in your Javascript-enabled web browser.

. . . Last Week’s Winner: Sasha Grey Previously: Extreme Pornstar Showdown: Let’s Get Ready To Rumble!

Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

  • Anonymous

    If that had been Naomi against Gianna I might of had a harder decision, but in this case I’ve got to go Gianna all the way. I definitivly declare:

    BEST TITS IN ALL PORN.

  • bdve

    This argument is still going on? Do people not know of the benefits breast men get? Phonecall from a fireman, Taco Bell “secret menu”, free karate lessons, discount on candy, corvette ignition ringtone.
    [achewood.com]
    [achewood.com]
    [achewood.com]

    Do the right thing, spread the word.

  • lonbordin

    Ummn is it wrong that I voted for Gianna because I think she has a better ass?

    .
    .
    .
    .
    Oh and she’s tall… mmmmmmmm.

  • Anonymous

    Alexis got both tits and tex-ass

  • Ecks

    I voted for Alexis Texas, I’m not an “ass man” but I love her ass (and the rest of her!), but Gianna’s tits are just too floppy.

  • Anonymous

    I gotta ruminate on this. They’re both fine, and I’m an ass man, but Gianna is Gianna.
    I’m so glad we have those clips for consideration. Ahem.

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    There is a too big for me, and Gianna is slightly past it, so my vote goes to Alexis.

  • boringjob2

    Alexis is better looking.

    But I AM a boob man.

    It’s a tough one.

    Can we get some more videos to help decide?

  • drstrange32

    It doesn’t matter what “it” is… Gianna is up for “it”. She even seems to enjoy “it” – whatever “it” is. She even once fucked a dude with a strapon. She’s got my vote.

  • MalzyWheels

    Gianna all the way baby!

  • DanaDeArmond

    whats next? apples v oranges?

    :P

  • likefunbutnot

    Again, no horse in this race. I’ve at least heard of Gianna but unfortunately the impression I have of her is that she’s pretty unenthusiastic with the ladies. No Ultimate Porn Goddess can be ultimate without a healthy interest in Sapphic activities.

    Gianna has a sort of “neighborhood slut” look that works really well for her and I certainly do admire the whole voluptuous, overripe body she has, but 95% of her scenes still involve some hairy, prison-tat-covered porn dude, and that’s not the kind of scene I’m a fan of.

  • Anonymous

    Gianna Michales, no contest.

  • Anonymous

    Another tough match. Alexis does have a nice ass, but Gianna has a nice ass, nice tits, a nice looking bush, and especially, a hungry look for sex. So, Gianna gets the nod.

  • DoctorVonCubbie

    You know what? I’d fuck ‘em both.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, easy choice for me. Gianna all the way.

  • Anonymous

    Have to say Alexis all the way

  • Anonymous

    One of the many things I like about Gianna (and there are MANY) is that she laughs (appropriately) at least a couple of times in every scene I’ve ever seen her in.

    She’s one of my favorite adult performers and the funny thing is I’m not even much of a tit man…

  • evan_phi

    Alexis. A good ass is always better to see than floppy tits.

  • dirtybacon

    I really feel like this will be a landslide for Gianna… as well it should be.

  • tenaciousmonkey

    Alexis Alexis Alexis! She’s got a great ass, great tits, and a beautiful face. I like Gianna too, but I think her face leaves a bit to be desired.

  • Spectre

    Wow, this week was much more difficult for me to choose between than last…Alexis’ ass was amazing, and she’s cuter, but I had to go with Gianna, her tits are amazing and make me hot mmmmmmm

  • Anonymous

    @ Al aka El Negro Magnifico: I’m glad to see I’m not the only one pushing for Naomi. The fact that she isnt in this showdown somewhere is a travesty.

    I should make my own porn blog, and my own damn pornstar tournament bracket!

    might have to go jerk off first..

    take a nap…

    eh nevermind.

  • Anonymous

    I love both of her but I have a preference for Gianna, I’m really a boob man.

  • Anonymous

    Gianna Michaels FTW. Alexis just doesn’t do it for me.

  • Anonymous

    @Lux Alptraum: No, but it was a nice dream while it lasted.

    You guys have a pretty nice job except for, you know, the work.

    Stated like that I suppose I do as well.