No Virgin Suicides, Please, We’re British: The Josh Hartnett Sex Tape (?)

While we’re not sure if Josh Hartnett has made a good movie since “The Virgin Suicides,” celebrity sex tape outlet Red Light District is offering $500,000 for the rights to distribute the apocryphal tape of the actor and an unidentified female friend (or “galpal”) in a London hotel library.

No one connected with the actor said “It’ll only have to sell, like, 20 copies to beat ‘Hollywood Homicide’.” (Well, maybe Defamer might have.) If the tape exists, our money is that it will be called “Member 2.” Most shocking of all is they have libraries in English hotels?
· “Red Light District Offers $500,000 for Josh Hartnett Sex Vid (AVN.com)

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  • Dashiell Bennett

    As usual, his performance is a little wooden.

  • JosephFinn

    “While we’re not sure if Josh Hartnett has made a good movie since “The Virgin Suicides,” “

    The beginning and end of Sin City.

  • Vecha: Mr. Tumnus

    Hellz YEAZ!

    FAP FAP FAPY!….wait….that’s a guy? FUCK!

  • will

    My focus and shock is centered on the hotel library also. They must have had to stay VERY quiet.

  • anyonecanwhistle

    ..Lucky Number Slevin was not bad…

  • skahammer

    Nothing gets me hotter than a hotel with a well-stocked Doris Lessing section.

  • Venus Muffinpants

    30 days of nights was great as well. Id totally watch his sex tape!! That deep voice of his… nice

  • heterophobic

    Slevin was good. This will be better! Can’t wait. :-D

  • Anonymous

    idk i liked 30 days of ngiht

  • Gram Ponante

    I didn’t remember him from Sin City. I only remember Carla Gugino.

    Oh God.

    Carla Gugino’s…now there’s a sex tape I’d get sent for free.

  • Anonymous

    Oh please, please let it be true! He is so very hot! And let amongst us who doth not likest a hot bod throw the first spooge.