Fleshbot Extreme Pornstar Showdown: Let’s Get Ready To Rumble!

Last week, we opened nominations for the first round of contestants in our new Extreme Pornstar Showdown feature–and today, we’re happy to announce that the players have been picked, divided into brackets, and assigned challenges. (We would’ve used the word “seeded” in there somewhere, but given the context it sounded kind of … you know, dirty.)

After the jump, you’ll find a handy battle bracket that you can print out and put on your fridge or something so you can keep track of all the hot and heavy action over the next several weeks. Trust us, those Final Four have nothing on these girls.

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Be sure to check back tomorrow for the first round of all-star porn action!

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  • dirtybacon

    Man the East (left side) is stacked compared to the West (right side)!

    I’m giving the favorite to come out of the west as Sasha Grey. As for the east, wow… Eva, Jesse, or Gianna could possibly go all the way (pun fully intended).

    My guess for the finals: Sasha vs. Gianna.

    And I am almost always wrong on brackets.

  • Anonymous

    All of these here ladies are at the top of their game. Quite simply, they’re gonna dig their heels in, do what they have to do, and give 110% percent.
    (sings) ARE YOU READY FOR SOME PORNOOOOO?!?

    Sorry.

  • Anonymous

    What great matchups! And my girl Eva Angelina’s taking it all. How do I know?

    Stamina.

  • MalzyWheels

    Ohhhhh the humanity! This is going to beat the crap out of fantasy football!

  • Anonymous

    The list is okay but too many big names. What about veronique vega, lexi belle and etc.

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    This should be fun. That’s all I’ve got for right now.

  • Anonymous

    doh… no lanny barbie or audrey bitoni…

  • Snowbunny

    Awesome list. This should be a competition for the ages.

  • likefunbutnot

    If there is a god, the final two will be Stoya and Faye Valentine.

    As far as I am concerned, if they can’t manage a passable girl/girl scene, they don’t belong on the list.

  • galactus5000

    I’m casting my vote for a Stoya-Penny Flame final.

  • MConnor

    Given that this is hosted on Fleshbot, can we just go ahead and give it to Stoya?

  • Anonymous

    Why would you put Belladonna against Sasha Grey in the first round???!! That is like who #1 seeds meeting. If it is based on EXTREME, they should be separate. They are the EXTREME in porno. By eliminating one of those two in the first round, the contest is already skewed!

    Move Sasha Grey to Eva Angelina’s spot.

  • Anonymous

    That is like two #1 seeds meeting. That’s what I meant. Swap Sasha and Eva. You don’t match #1 seeds in the first round.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    I see my proposition of an Angel/DeArmond grudge match has come to fruition. Kudos, to the Editorial.

    As for my picks: Final Four will be Sasha Grey, Stoya, Alexis Texas, & Jenna Haze. Sasha & Jenna H for all the glory.

    Caveat emptor: I am also always wrong on my NCAA bracket. (San Diego Toreros to the Elite 8, what!?)

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    My two most anticipated first round matchups:

    Belladonna vs. Sasha Grey – That’s a battle of heavyweights.

    Bree Olson vs. Eva Angelina – I honestly can’t say who will win that one. No clue.

    Final Four Predictions: Belladonna, Penny Flame, Jenna Haze, Stoya. Anything beyond that is a crap shoot.

  • Murasame

    Jenna Haze VS Belladonna in the finals.

  • Anonymous

    No Katja and no Naomi, sadly… however, the final will come down to Belladonna and Alexis Texas, an epic battle of the once and future Buttwomen.

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    P.S. I say next time, we go for a whole 64 team/girl field, complete with rankings, regionals/subregionals, and Dick Vitale.

    /It’ll be awesome, baby!

  • Anonymous

    faye valentine is hot as balls! vote her to the championship!

  • xADFx

    This is gonna be fun! I want to see Jenna Haze vs Ms Sasha Grey dammit!

  • Tsuru

    Belladonna all the way………….