The nJoy Eleven: What Becomes A $300 Dildo Most?

The nJoy Eleven: What Becomes A $300 Dildo Most?Normally, I’m not one to question the price of sex toys. Having rubbed my junk with everything from cheapo bullet vibes to luxury wonders like the SaSi, I can say with a great deal of certainty that when it comes to sex toys, you get what you pay for. High-priced playthings tend to be better made, which makes them last longer and generally a lot more fun to use. But even I was a bit shocked to learn that the nJoy Eleven costs a whopping $300. Beautifully crafted though it may be, it is, ultimately, just a dildo. What could make a dildo cost more than the latest iPhone? I decided to dive in and find out.Here in the Kitchen, we’re no strangers to the joys of nJoy toys. Like its predecessors, the Eleven is a wonder to behold: crafted out of highly polished stainless steel, with stunningly shapely curve, the Eleven is as much an objet d’art as it is a sex toy. The nJoy Eleven: What Becomes A $300 Dildo Most? But there’s one big thing that makes the Eleven stand out from the rest of the nJoy family: it’s huge. At eleven inches long (get it?) and two inches wide at its biggest point, the Eleven is a size queen’s dream. Add in the fact that it weighs in at 2.75 lbs, and you’ve got yourself one hell of vaginal barbell. Whether you’re fucking or flexing, the Eleven is bound to do your body good. The nJoy Eleven: What Becomes A $300 Dildo Most? I started by putting the smaller end of the Eleven inside my ladyparts. (I may be a size queen, but I’m not insane). It felt great. With the curve of the head and the ripply ridges rubbing against my G-spot, I went from zero to orgasmic far more quickly than I expected. The larger end gave me a bit more trouble though: a two inch diameter may not seem that large, but when it’s two inches of steel it’s another story entirely. It took lots of warming up (and a bit of orgasming) before I was ready to take the bigger head inside myself. But once inside… wow. The Eleven offers an unparalleled feeling of fullness — a large, substantial sensation that had me thanking the powers that be that I was born with a vagina. But is it worth $300? I can’t say for sure. The Eleven is a finely crafted toy that offers a unique sensual experience unlike anything I’ve felt before—but you’ll have to decide for yourself how much you think that’s worth. · nJoy Eleven (njoytoys.com) · Buy the Eleven (babeland.com)

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  • DontFearTheReaper

    Since it has a bit weight it could double as a paper weight. or a club. or a baseball bat.

  • frank.worth

    I heard they just updated the board-game Clue with new weapons for a modern age (no more candlestick!). Seems like they missed an opportunity here.

  • Anonymous

    I wish I could get my wife to try a new one.

  • holyspidoo

    I do hope that the ever so enticing Lux will one day treat us in recording a session of tests in that coveted kitchen of hers.

    I’d certainly sell a lung or two to witness such a display, for Lux would leave me breathless and no longer in need of said lungs.

  • Anonymous

    I think I know why they’re called marital aids. They make you forget why you were mad at your husband. Wherever he is.

  • Clare

    Ugh, why couldn’t I have gotten my tax stimulus check NOW instead of six months ago?!

    Lux, how quickly does it warm up, and how well does it retain heat? I imagine that by the time you’re ready for the 2″ end, the whole toy isn’t cold anymore, but I think even the small end could give you the willies if it isn’t warmed up.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve been in love with eleven since the moment I laid lustful eyes on it at the store. OMG. But the price…? Can it be as good a boy toy as it is for girls? If yes, I may breakdown someday. Doubt I’ll ever find one on eBay – LOL. Could you justify it as a meat tenderizer? Tire billy for truckers? Self-defense tool? Can you rent one for the weekend somewhere and take it out for dinner?

  • BeautifulAgony

    it’s expensive but worth it! even usable by two if you’re careful… we have one in my home, and it stays in the livingroom on the bookshelf and it passes for an artsy sculpture, and any of the three of us can grab it when the mood strikes…. the nice thing about the weight is that you can easily straddle it (on the floor) and its weight will pull it down out of your pussy as you rise up, and then you can squat back down onto it… makes it very unique in that regard!

  • lbryvxn

    just got mine, finally–love love love….