And what if Sarah Palin does make it to the White House someday through some combination of electoral whimsy and cardiological incident? Well, she’ll still have a long way to go to catch up with the high gloss upskirt antics of überhot French first lady Carla Bruni. Helmut Newton might not with with us any longer to help Palin get to that level of MILFliciousness, but we’re sure there are any number of amateur “fashion” photographers who would be willing to help her out in his stead. (vanityfair.com)