August 28, 2008 | 7 Comments

The founder of the company that makes the fake penis enlargement pill Enzyte has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for fraud (!). That’s what you get for making people feel bad about their small penises … and defrauding the public of about $400 million. Now will people stop buying that crap? (ap.google.com)

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  • bdve

    If it means the commercials go away I’m all for putting the guy to death.

  • DeSilva Surfer

    But I loved that jaunty whistle-jingle they had going. It was even better than the whistle in that Young Folks song.

  • Jonnobot

    @Tribeca_Hilton: Great, now we have both the Enzyte commercial AND that Young Folks song stuck in our heads. Thanks!

  • Brian47

    I am surprised the ads kept running even AFTER the company admitted they were fake… it’s like people still buying that one book from the Oprah club which was supposed to true and later the author revealed to be total fiction.

  • narymary

    Now if they can only figure out how to sue Viagra out of existence I will never have to experience those traumatic “Viva Viagra” commercials ever again.

  • Anonymous

    a fool and his money…

  • Gormania

    Once again, I’m a confused Englishman. Though from the comments it sounds like it’s a good thing I’ve never seen the ads.