Fleshbot Extreme Pornstar Showdown: Nominate Your Favorite Stars!

As we’ve mentioned many times before, succeeding in porn requires some serious physical prowess — and, in some cases, skills comparable to those of an Olympic athlete. (Seriously. You try taking a baseball bat up the ass sometime.). And what do we like to do when confronted with a group of people with amazing physical prowess and mad skills? Why, pit them against each other and make them compete for a meaningless title!

With that in mind, we welcome you to the preliminary round of Fleshbot’s Extreme Pornstar Showdown (and thank the ever helpful Malzy Wheels for the suggestions.). Here’s how it works: Each week, we’ll pair up two pornstars and present you with some samples of their work. Then you, the people, will decide the winners of each round. Those winners will go on to face new opponents … until at last, only one pornstar will be left standing.

But before we get to that point, we need some competitors. So tell us: who would you like to see? Sasha Grey vs. Aurora Snow? Belladonna vs. Gauge? Nominate your favorite stars in the comments — and let the games begin!

· Thumbnail star: FEPS Contenders Nautica Thorn, Jenna Haze, and Lanny Barby (via Ask Jolene

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  • Anonymous

    My nomination would be for Gianna Michaels. Gotta love the curvy girls.
    Also, I’m assuming we are nominating girls that are currenly employed? I would love to see us do this with a classic format – ladies that are retired. Then maybe a battle royal with the currently employed winner going against the classic winner?

  • Anonymous

    Gianna Micheals Vs. Naomi =

    Tits Vs. Ass -one of the all time great battles

  • Anonymous

    veronika zemanova V. Puma swede

    Faye Valentine v. Raven Riley

    Crissy Moran v. the other girl who retired and found god, forget her name

  • Anonymous

    how about a battle royale with eveyone named Bree

  • Anonymous

    Bunny de la Cruz vs. April Flores: The Battle of the Fine, Fat, and Latina.

    Bunny is Latina, right?

  • Brian47

    Annette Shwarz vs Katja Kassin – battle of the Germans who are both masters at ass action!

    (At least, I recall Annette being German… hope that is still correct!)

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    In honor of the phone call I just received:

    Penny Flame vs. Sasha Grey

  • Anonymous

    Lanny Barbie vs Jesse Jane vs Audrey Bitoni

  • IDVariation

    Addison Rose, Eve Lawrene, Faye Valentine, Lexi Belle, Rebeca Linares, Tori Black

  • Anonymous

    Avena Lee vs Kat
    Lexi Belle vs Zuleleidy
    Veronique Vega vs Renae Cruz
    Tia Tanaka vs Roxy Jezel
    Lucy Lee vs Lucy Thai
    Jenna Haze vs Daisy Marie

    Damn i could go on for Days. lol

  • MalzyWheels

    Along with my opening suggestion…

    Bree Olsen vs. Ashlynn Brooke
    Joanna Angel vs. Flower Tucci
    Joanna Angel vs. Belledonna
    Jesse Jane vs. Devon …. (how old school can we get here?)
    Sara Stone vs. Amy Reid
    Chavon Taylor vs. Emily George
    Jenna Haze vs. Mia Rose

  • dirtybacon

    Eva Angelina vs. Jessica Drake with dark hair.

    …well, that’s a fight I wanna see in another way at least.

    But seriously, Eva versus someone in glasses is a must.

  • dirtybacon

    Ohh! Gabriella Fox vs. Jesse Jane. That would be a good one… The young upstart versus the favored professional.

    I expect these battles will have video evidence of their prowess for us to base our judgements. correct?

  • StlHakusho

    Eva Angelina vs. Tarra White

  • Brian47

    One more… Olivia O’Lovely vs Luscious Lopez, two of my most favorite, widest, most sumptuous Latina asses!

  • DoctorVonCubbie

    Mike Ramsey vs. Peter North.

    And we’re assuming that Barbara Dare is the indisputable, unapproachable, it’s-heresy-if-you-try Champ for Life, right? This is just for second place, right?

  • Anonymous

    Gianna Michaels and Belladonna

    vs

    Jordan Capri and Lia19

  • bdve

    Mandy Morbid v Rachel Rotten

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Joanna Angel v. Dana DeArmond. (Unless I misread the ‘Bot, at some point, I could swear there is enmity between these two raven-head lovelies. Would be a classic NIT/NCAA pairing from the Selection Committee: heated rivalry, winner goes on/loser goes home.)

    Belladonna v. Hannah Hilton. (Every tournament needs a 1 v. 16 match, & with HH just moving into film, she’s got to be a low-seed (or high, depending on how you figure the rankings, high v. low). Bella is definitely a top-seed.)

    Two Girls v. One Cup. (You knew I would get that one in.)

  • fleshbotpdh

    carmel moore vs. destiny deville
    sunny leone vs. priya rai

  • Wetzilla

    Mika Tam vs Belladonna.

  • Anonymous

    Stoya vs. Charlotte Stokely

    skinny brunette vs. the voluptuous blond!

  • fleshbotpdh

    Alexis Texas vs. early Julia Bond
    Lilly Thai vs. Kaylani Lei
    Shy Love vs. Alexis Amore vs. Jenaveve Jolie
    Lorena Sanchez vs. Mary Jane

  • ChokeHerGently

    Audrey Hollander Vs. Sasha Grey for NASTIEST MOST EXTREME SEX.

    Sunny Lane VS. Katie Morgan for ABSOLUTELY CUTEST PORN STAR

    Stoya VS. Casey Parker for BEST NEWCUMMER

    Cherry Poppens VS. Ava Rose FOR DOES SOMEBODY WANT TO WAKE HER UP AND TELL HER SHE’S IN A PORN SCENE!?

    and finally…Teri Weigel VS. Jesse Jane FOR THE HANG IT UP AND RETIRE ALREADY AWARD!

    Most overrated pornstar of all time goes to Tera Patrick.

  • Anonymous

    Stoya VS. Alexis Texas for Best Newcummer

    and

    Audrey Hollander VS. Aurora Snow for Most depraved and extreme sex

  • brianfla38

    Stoya yes being so new to the business but put her up against a true seasoned pro like say Tori Welles or maybe not so seasoned Teagan Presly

  • Anonymous

    Candace Von vs. Carmen Hayes
    —both confident, elegant, well-endowed and black

    Mika Tan vs. Ava Devine
    —the loud, aggressive fuck-off

    Samantha Gauge vs. Allison Angel
    —battle of the masturbators-can Gauge defeat pathological tits flasher Angel without taking off her clothes?!?

  • Anonymous

    Aria Giovanni vs Gauge

    No one supporting Gauge even when she’s mentioned in the post? Well maybe if none of you care I can have her all for myself.

    Miou Miou vs Brigitte Lahaie

    I like old films.

  • Anonymous

    Eva Angelina Versus Ava Vincent.

  • pobox90210

    Traci Lords vs. Mary Millington.
    :-D

    OK, so I’m old…er

    I’m off to perfect my dirty old man image.
    :-P