What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Grinders, Gyros, And Hoagies Edition

“I would like to grind your cock into a fine paste,” Brea Bennett did not say at a news conference announcing her “Cock Grinder” movie. “Or maybe a meal from which I can make my family’s tortillas.” As head-scratchingly bad a title something implying that, should your penis pass through Bennett’s folds, it will be ground is, I’m sure you can imagine a much, much more horrifying title.

Go, as they say, nuts because, like the subject of last week’s winner josereyes, you’re “smart! Not like everybody says!”

· Club Jenna (clubjenna.com)
· Buy “Brea Bennett: Cock Grinder” (gamelink.com)

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  • MalzyWheels

    Puréeing Bree Bennett’s Pussy
    Bree’s fresh Cherry Boxx Slurppies

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    Cannibal Cunts 1: Dawn of Dentata

  • MalzyWheels

    Spreading Bree
    Bree On Crackers
    Filling Her Cavities – A Horny Dentist’s Tale
    There’s A Large Gape In Her Story
    Tales of Munching Twats

  • bleeble

    Suicide Twat III

    (box corner blurb)

    There are other places to hide C4 besides strapped across your chest!

  • MalzyWheels

    Ass Scalin’

  • CloudCarrier

    Bone – Repeat: Bone!
    I’ve Had Enough (But Not Enough to Stop) 2: Stopgap Edition
    LOL Wut MCMXCIX
    Meat Me At the Maul (A Xeriscape In Transition)
    Hulling White Chocolate From Your Fingertips
    Clock Winder
    Uber Poonage Indeed
    BreAnne of Avonlea
    Our Jizzbomb From West Covina
    The Fucking Pinball Deal Goes Down Tonight, Pants!
    Either Start Fucking Or Get the Hell Out of My House 9
    You….You Get the Hose (Freejack ’98)

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Breeton Woods Compact.

    /post-war economy’d

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    Cock-Slot Slaughter 4: Dick-Holes of Doom

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    Brea Bennett’s Bacterial Vaginosis: The Secret of the Ooze

    /Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’d

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Also, there’s an organ-grinder & his monkey jest to make, here, perhaps even incorporating a nod to Dieter from Sprockets!, but I just cannot make it.

  • Anonymous

    BONE-SAW!!

    Caption: “…..IS READY!!!!!”

    /Spiderman’s greatest foe

  • bleeble

    Fission Chips VII

    (bcb)

    Push it up in there and see how many rems you can take!

  • Anonymous

    Well..
    “Pimp my hoe”
    Leave ur girlfriend and get her back all shiny with new boobs, piercings, tattoos and pink outfit.