Glearning To Glove Glauren Star

Yes, we thought the same thing when someone first wrote to us asking about up-and-coming ass smoothie aficionado Glauren Star: that must be a typo. But it’s not! We’d love to hear the story behind her unusual name–or any story about her, actually. But since all we could find in the way of a personal site was a rather uninspired MySpace page, we’ll just have do with the few galleries and videos that we were able to track down. If there’s one thing we have learned, though, it’s that this gal is thirsty. When not mixing up various orifice-based cocktails or drinking out of porcelain bowls, she’s basically having loads of filthy, filthy sex. This tattooed hottie is sort of what we imagine it would be like if Stoya and Belladonna somehow mated and got their lovechild a job at Burning Angel. (A job involving milkshakes of course.) Check out more of her small, but growing book of recipes below.

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· Kinky Glauren Star sucks a big cock (PornHub)
· Galleries via AssSmoothies, Extreme Sophia + Swirlie Girls (via royalporngalleries.com + ultimateporngalleries.com; more @ Ask Jolene)
· Glauren Star on MySpace (myspace.com)

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Glauren & Special Sauce.

    As is, if I had a bidet, I would use it like a drinking-fountain; or as we call it in my nape of the neck, bubbler.

  • glaurenstar

    Someone told me through my xpeeps about this site and that he saw me on it. I thought it was pretty cool and signed up! I got my name partially from a movie “Haggard” (glauren) and the Star part because people kept calling me star because of my stars on my belly. Thats where Glauren Star came about.. And guess what!!!!? I am doing another ass smoothie in the next month or so.. Not telling what ingredients it entails but keep an eye out! :) Thanks! xoxo Glauren

  • Anonymous

    I have just confirmed Glauren Star will be in our smoothie studios on Monday to film a ‘beer and pizza’ ass smoothie. We probably should have asked her ahead of time what she wanted on the pizza but…does it really matter at this point? LOL
    -SS/AssSmoothie webmaster