August 26, 2008 | 3 Comments

According to this article, real men do not go to topless bars, watch pornography, or engage in pre (or post!) marital sex. Can someone point us in the direction of the, you know, non-real men? They sound like they’d be a lot more fun. (townhall.com)

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  • Anonymous

    This guy sounds like a real douche. While some strippers are products of chaotic childhoods, not all of them are. His sweeping generalizations for “real” men makes me glad I’m not married to one. Porn is hot, and I’m not at all racked by guilt from my “pre-marital” sex days. It took a lot of practice to get this good at blow jobs.

  • hoffmanbike

    douchbag says = “In a future installment, I will deal with the issue of “real women.” That installment will talk about the things women are doing to hurt other women. “Real Women” will include, among other things, a comprehensive discussion of fake boobies, why I don’t like them, and how they contribute to global warming.”

    he’s so immature that he can’t even say breasts; “fake boobies”.

    if he asked me (an Obama supporter) if i would be allright with my eventual son or daughter being in porn my answer would be yes; why not?

  • Anonymous

    @hoffmanbike: agreed. I just want to know that my child isn’t a victim of sexual abuse and is acting out from that, but I hope to know that stuff way before they’re old enough to be in porn. If a responsible person decides to go into sex work, then what’s the big deal, eh? Takes all kinds.