August 25, 2008 | Posted in Pornstars by
Sometimes she uses a simple vegetable mist, sometimes she uses Crisco, sometimes she uses her own essential oils. But(t) no matter what she does to make her ass look so slippery, America's hopes and dreams are reflected and take root in Buttwoman's shiny bum, as will no doubt be stated over and over again in this fortnight's political conventions.
Once the title held by Belladonna, Tianna Lynn, Brianna Love, and Lauren Phoenix, Buttwoman is now the domain of Alexis Texas. At a solemn ceremony earlier this week, Texas acknowledged that with great power comes great responsibility, and vowed to avoid offshore drilling in search for the excess of emollients her ass requires.