Because you have been waiting for weeks now to know for certain, we are happy to inform you that Jenna Jameson is, at last and officially, totally pregnant, and tells Us Magazine that she will be “resting as much as possible” in anticipation of the big event. Which means that if you’re expecting her to come out of retirement and do a Belladonna-style “My Ass Is Haunted” DVD over the next few months … er, don’t. (usmagazine.com)

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  • Snowbunny

    Good for them. That baby will have great abs.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    This story requires alliteration: Preggo pornstress is expectant parent.

  • bdve

    Oh god, a baby Tito Ortiz? Why was there no petition sent around to stop this before it happened?!