August 22, 2008 | 11 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Catatonia Edition

Submitted for your approval: There is something not quite sentient about the woman on the left, being disrobed for your delectation in this Earl Miller movie. Now I get glazed looks like this all day, running as I do the Dunkin’ Donuts concession inside Bogue Chitto High. But I don’t know if these ladies are inviting me in or asking me to step outside while the formaldehyde tops off.

Two lines of dialogue from these women is all we ask you to provide if you want to join Zipper in the winners’ circle.

· Earl Miller (earlmiller.com)
· Buy “Earl Miller’s Naughty Girls” (gamelink.com)

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  • Anonymous

    Girl A (the android): “Does this top make my breasts look big?”
    Girl B (a real tech lover): “I’m not sure, let me get a closer look…”

    And thus the first android/human sex scene begins.

    Question: Does this make it an interracial scene? One is from the human race and the other is android.

  • MalzyWheels

    Diabolical Woman With Bad Attitude: “First we’ll get all the men of the world to buy this DVD, encoded with my mind control program, for $24.95, and then we’ll take over the world.”

    Hypnotized Subservient mind-Controlled Babe: “Yes Mistress Cindy McCain.”

    Diabolical Woman With Bad Attitude: “Silence! You must never speak my true name! NEVER!”

  • Anonymous

    Woman on right: “screw the uncanny valley! I’m desperate! Give me some of that android lovin!”
    “Woman” on left: “Syntax error. Reverting to default mode: Kill all humans.”

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Woman A: “I was older. I was passed over. I should have been in charge”.

    Woman B: “That’s how Pop wanted it”.

    Woman A: “That’s not how I wanted it!”

    /openly violates rule of two (lines)
    //godfather’d

  • Anonymous

    Blonde: I think that top makes me look slutty.
    Redhead: OK, let’s try another top.

  • cgsmks

    Woman on right: “They want to see your boobs, don’t they?”

    Woman on left: “Whaaaaaaaaaaaa”

  • Crunchbird

    Woman on the right: My Real Doll, let me show you it!

    Real Doll: …

  • Anonymous

    Blonde: “Wow. I can’t believe this is working.”

    Brunette: “I told you. They’re so busy staring at your tits, they don’t even realize we both have penises.”

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    Woman on left: “The say if you look at the picture long enough, you’re supposed to see a sailboat. I’ve been staring for hours, and I don’t see it.”

    Woman on right: “Oh, I see it right there.”

    Woman on left: “You know what? There is no fucking Easter Bunny!”

    /Mallrat’d

  • Anonymous

    Woman on left: “Soylent Green is people…”

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @Hindsightiskey: Talk about bait & switch.

    Winner. Chicken dinner.

    /cannot actually pick the winner