August 22, 2008 | 6 Comments

We’re all for national security, but sometimes border patrol takes things a little too far: Newly added to the list of items to confiscate (for national safety, duh): penis enlargers, penis pumps, and cock rings. Maybe the penis really is mightier than the sword. (gizmodo.com, thumb from galleries.borderbangers.com via Ask Jolene)

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  • bdve

    Can’t have tearwrists infiltrating the country making their “thingies” bigger or artificially prolonging their, a*hem, raised state around our daughters.

  • Anonymous

    What if it’s an old guy? That seems both sexist and ageist. I, for one, am appalled.

    What happens when they try to take our vibrators and dildos, ladies? Will we sit back like scolded children with our noses in the corner. Hell no! I’m protesting naked in the streets! Who’s with me?!

  • Lux Alptraum

    @PCBHo: Me!

  • Anonymous

    This thread clearly ignores the most important argument here! Whomever has the largest penis WINS! Do you want the terrorists to win because they have larger, longer lasting erections? I think not!

  • Anonymous

    @acs: mmmm…. large, long-lasting erections. Why is my mouth watering?

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    As much as we are on a collision course with Iran, considering a Mc Cain win in November, at least, what countries do we most vote with, in General Assembly, when morals issues are put to the line? Iran, Sudan, Burma… In fact, I’m sure Bush wishes, like Mahmoud Ahmadinnerjacket, he could say, “There are no homosexuals in America”.

    /but there are
    //& there all in his Party