We have new details on the Boobs on Bikes brouhaha down in New Zealand. Turns out that it wasn’t an anti-porn protestor who attacked Kayden Kross–just some drunk “idiot” who wanted to see her tits. (Don’t worry–Kayden hits back.) We can sort of sympathize with that urge, but come on, Kiwis! Don’t you get Penthouse down there? (avn.com + mikesouth.com)

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  • bdve

    I’ve always found that the best way to get attractive women to show me their body is to strike them. Just last year I was at the mall and a devastatingly beautiful black girl was walking out of some store. Instead of speaking to her like a human being or anything, I just walked up to her and hit her in the lower back with the box of shoes I’d just purchased (steel toe work boots) and she turned right around and tore her clothes off right there. Who knows where things would have gone if security hadn’t come and taken her away.