Word on the street is that the poor pornstar who got slugged by an unruly jerk at the Boobs on Bikes parade was America’s own Crush Object Kayden Kross. Thankfully, she’s ok, but we are so not happy with New Zealand right now. See if we ever lend you our pornstars again! (mikesouth.com)

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  • bdve

    Who punches porn stars? That’s disturbing for a number of reasons.

  • Anonymous

    Who punches a person when unprovoked? That’s what scares me.

  • MalzyWheels

    If somebody didn’t slug the bastard back, I think that would disturb me the most

  • Snowbunny

    @bdve: What kind of person just runs up to a car and punches any girl in the face?

  • DontFearTheReaper

    @Sunbunny: A Jeebus groupie. I’m surprised that hasn’t happened here in Amerikkka.

  • Anonymous

    Ah, it was a drunk. Here’s one thing you need to understand about Kiwis. When they drink, they *drink*. They don’t do it by half-measures. I’ve been here for three years and worked at a cash bar at a race course on a Saturday. It was a big annual event. In between races, guys would buy two or three pitchers of beer for – say – four guys. They would finish them before the end of the next race and start over again. They call it ‘getting pissed.’ We ran out of beer on tap and almost ran out of canned beer by the end of the day.

    None of this is to excuse what this oxegyn-thief did to Kayden. They’ll catch him (the whole parade was filmed for just this sort of contingency) and he’ll be prosecuted. It makes me ashamed for my adopted home.

  • Anonymous

    @Erin91: I went to college w/plenty of guys who drank like that, never got my face punched–my ass was grabbed, yeah, but never punched!

  • Anonymous

    @PCBHo: Please understand that I was not endorsing or trying to explain away what this dick wipe did to Kayden. There is no excuse. He deserves to be horse-whipped in the center of Auckland for laying his hands on her. I was merely trying to explain something about the ‘yob’ culture here.

    When I was in college, I saw women get grabbed and punched by drunks. I wish I hadn’t.

  • V1L3

    @Erin91: Not sure why this would make you ashamed of New Zealand.

    If a single idiot shames a nation, what does that mean for America?

    If anything, it’s the organizers of the event who should be ashamed. Lack of security much? Drunk guy tries to touch a woman’s boob? Worse things happen during Spring Break.