What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Gold Medal Edition

It’s so obvious, but I’d still watch a “deepest deep throat” competition.

I hear Lithuania has a very strong team.

@dirtybacon: Though they are week in the water sports.

Zing!

the women’s uneven parallel dicks

faced in opposite erections, of course

OK like maybe Michael Phelps standing and Ryan Lochte kneeling with Shaun Johnson swinging between them doing her finest 6.25 difficulty routine ending out with a 15.975 from the judges after a typical 3 min. 27 sec. scoring delay.

After all, Michael and Ryan are such good friends – I hear they share everything.

Also:

Orgasm Race whoever orgasms first, wins. This is a team event. Each country fields two competitors who engage with the two competitors from the opposing team (kinda like beach volleyball). Four events: one male one female, two male, two female, and Freestyle.

The Cock Put [Straight/Gay/Mixed]
One male hopeful will spend thirty minutes filling a featherweight plastic cylinder with his own spunk, and upon completion shall hurl said closed device accumulation of shot across the field. The target area begins with two areas of common beige carpeting on the outer edges, and follows with an array of naked participants (both sexes) arranged head-to-toe with a sharp crest of voluptuous personage meeting at the 45ft mark, falling back into a more normal mixture of necks and shoulders, finally reaching to the 80ft mark where the leading participant’s mother shall be standing in a tasteful evening gown, with father waiting in the already running car behind her. Contestants are judged on distance, accuracy, splat factor and taste. Pre-event pineapple juicing will be tolerated, as every willing participant will have the chance to “zing” their own special brand of tossing flavor to their specific liking.

Red Rose Speedway [Straight/Gay/Mixed]
Two groups of participants (one clothed, the other naked) race on a stadium course in a race to the finish. The event begins with the naked set knelt in their regulation poses on the track as the second, clothed set is allowed a full minute of opportunity to sniff and ogle in hopes of finding a good match/fitting prey. As the first pistol rings out, the naked runners make their way around for a full pass and a half before the second set is allowed to race and catch their would-be partners. Once caught, the next half of the event begins atop a series of king and queen-sized beds strategically placed across center field, where the participants are let loose to have their way with their partners. Contestants will be judged on creativity, speed of capture, intra-partner aesthetics, fetish level, aggregation of climax and dismount. Additional points shall be granted post-clock regarding depth of bites and scratches, welts and bruises, and overall degree of flushness in the chest and face. Three single winners shall be chosen from each category, and one select pair will be awarded a Second Date Honeymoon to any location of their choice, all expenses paid. A buffet will be open and served to all contestants following the medal ceremonies, clothing optional, but no pets.

beach volleyball

Women’s triple hump: Athlete is faced with three hard cocks that must be made to come, in succesion, using only the mouth, pussy, and ass respectively.