Tera Patrick: Is There Anything She Can’t Do?

It seems that not a day has gone by lately without the mainstream news media talking about the world’s second hottest pornstar and notable porntrepreneur Tera Patrick. First she was the darling of Quentin Tarantino, who was aiming to have her star in an all new edition of the cult classic “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!”; then the team behind video game Saint’s Row tapped her to come on board as a “special producer”. And now it seems that even Angelina Jolie wants in on the action, getting tips from Tera on her upcoming role as Catwoman in the next Batman movie. Which all sounds great, really, but has left us wondering: do you think if we ask Tera to come unclog our bathtub she’ll do that too? ‘Cause man, we could use some help with that. (nypost.com + kotaku.com + entertainmentwise.com)