August 14, 2008 | 4 Comments

Ernest Borgnine is 91 years old, but he has a very simple secret for his longevity: Jerking off, and lots of it. Thankfully, he decided to share this tidbit with a live national TV audience. So is that what “The Dirty Dozen” was about? (video @ bestweekever.tv)

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  • Anonymous

    “I JUST SHOOK HIS HAND!”
    Classic.

  • Brian47

    Wow, that’s the first time I actually found anything on Fox News intentionally funny!

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Send in the clown… porn.

  • VakeroRokero

    YES!!! I knew it had to pay off somehow!!!