T. Rex is totally right: we do need a new analogy for sex. At the very least it will give professional sex writers a whole new way to talk about boning, banging, and doing the horizontal polka (though as far as we’re concerned people don’t talk about doing the horizontal polka enough.) (qwantz.com)

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  • hebear mcghee

    “Casting an absentee ballot” is one I’m pushing.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @hebear mcghee (is a wolf in wolf’s clothing): Only quadrennially apropos, really; sure, there are off-year elections, but who votes, anymore?

    I would suggest, instead, “giving a performance in residency”. Has a bit of an academic &/or musical flair, an extended stay at the Blue Note or taking a visiting professorship.