Match The Peen: Can You Identify The Hottest Men In Porn?

When we assembled our round up of hot straight men in porn, we ran into a bit of a problem. See, we needed photos that would showcase their bodies and faces without the distractions of, you know, boobs and stuff–and photos like that are a bit rare in straight porn, where male talent isn’t exactly chosen for their pretty blue eyes.

So we’ve decided to test your knowledge of male porn performers. Below the jump, we’ve assembled some action shots of the seven men who made the cut for our roundup; your task is to match the man to the cock shot by placing your guesses in the comments section. Get them all right and you could win your very own copy of the Cosmo Kama Sutra. Or bragging rights. Whichever makes you happier.

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Pornstar #1:

Pornstar #2:

Pornstar #3:

Pornstar #4:

Pornstar #5:

Pornstar #6:

Pornstar #7:

The fine print: You must be over 18 to enter the contest, and you may submit only one entry per commenter account. Standard contest rules apply.

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  • killmyunicorn

    I feel like I can’t be a part of this because some of them are too obvious to me.

  • hebear mcghee

    Hmmm…

    1. Tyler Knight
    2. James Deen
    3. Nat Turnher(great name, BTW)
    4. Dane Cross
    5. Tommy Pistol
    6. Mr. Marcus
    7. Derrick Pierce

  • Anonymous

    All I want to know is what deal did Herschel Savage make with Satan to keep him acting…it got to the point where I couldn’t watch anything with him in it no matter how hot the girl was. Nothing like seeing a dude my dad’s age screw a chick young enough to be his granddaughter.

  • Anonymous

    Not Ron Jeremy or Manuel Ferrara and his sideway penis

  • Anonymous

    @hebear mcghee (is a wolf in wolf’s clothing): I’m with you on #2, as he’s the go-to for the “alt” set.

    I find the shot for #1 rather amusing. She seems mighty perplexed.

  • Anonymous

    1. Who is “someone with an oddly curved penis…”

    I give up on the rest :-D

  • dirtybacon

    Who is the actress in #1? I can’t quite place her.

    As for guessing the peen? I have no idea. I mean, #5 isn’t even showing!

    I’ll guess Tommy Gunn for #1, and hope Evan Stone is up there somewhere…