Japanese Porn Covers Reveal The Fetishes That Cannot Be Spoken

Japanese Porn Covers Reveal The Fetishes That Cannot Be SpokenA big part of what gives Japanese porn its WTF factor is that most native English speakers can’t even being to translate the language. It’s a thin line between a simple schoolgirl fantasy and an unintelligible cosplay orgy, and a few hours at your local karaoke bar won’t be enough education to clue you in. So while this blog we’ve stumbled across seems to be a simple catalog of DVD releases complete with front and back cover art and screenshots, it won’t take you long to feel like you’re in over your head at some insane Tokyo fetish club. Then again, something like this would be confusing in pretty much any dialect. · Japanese Porn DVDs (obscenely.blog121.fc2.com, via Otomano)

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  • Channing

    Holy poo poo, Fleshbot. Not Safe For People Who Just Ate (NSFPWJA) that link! I was about to eat lunch but I’m not hungry anymore. =/

  • Anonymous

    Anyone down for some translations?
    Well I’ll hold back since my Japanese is not perfect, plus the “bath” one is so gross I’m a little reluctant for the sake of others (though seeing is probably enough :P )

    Anyway I found this line most amusing:
    “Many times I have experienced having my lover driven away in an ambulance when I got on top of them.”
    Sounds like that calls for a public service announcement.