August 8, 2008 | 4 Comments

The poor fellow underneath the sheet here is not dead–he’s merely being extracted from a rather delicate situation. And by that we mean his penis is being extracted from the steel bench that he tried to hump. Just so you know, if you’re desperate to try a metal cock ring there are better ways to go about it. (weirdasianews.com)

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  • Anonymous

    Those holes do look rather small. Ouch.

  • Brian47

    Ouch is right! Now I remember when I was a young lad of 13 and the hormones were raging, I was looking to fuck anything that I could and of course there were only inanimate objects available. However, a steel bench? What’s wrong with a stuffed animal? Or take a paper towel roll and lube up the inside of it? Geez, man, try to make sure your cock is left in one piece when the fucking ends!

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    See, I’d make sure the rescue teams were already there before I started, just in case.

  • MarkRuffalo:LawDolphin

    “Hello, 911? It’s me, Quagmire. Yeah…it’s stuck in the window this time.”