August 7, 2008 | 6 Comments

Nerve Picks The Fifty Hottest Music Videos

What makes a music video sexy? Apparently, more than just booty shaking and lowcut tops. Nerve has compiled a list of the “50 Sexiest Music Videos Of All Time,” and though we might not classify all of them as “sexy,” with everything from New York lesbians rapping about eating pussy to the likes of Britney Spears and Robert Palmer, it’s got to be better than whatever MTV is showing these days. (nerve.com)

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  • dirtybacon

    “Cradle of Love” single-handedly pushed me into puberty.

    And I mean that in every way you can imagine.

  • dirtybacon

    On a related note, I wonder if the younger generations, what with their Fleshbots and their internet, will ever understand the joy of wanking off to a hot music video… The promise of flesh unseen, girls too hot spied in quick flashes while accompanied by driving synthesizers.

    *ah, sweet memories of puberty*

  • B

    Put em on the glass….
    There is no sexier video.

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    Okay, Blondie, of course, and a walk down memory lane, as she almost single handedly made my balls drop and the hair over my lip grow, but Beasty boys?

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    Hey, there’s someone else in the world that thinks the “Criminal” video was sexy!

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    What, no “Smack my bitch up”?

    Nerve needs to change its pitch up.