It seems we’re not the only ones who think that $7 million porn site Zivity is a big old snooze–even the DC alt weekly Washington City Paper was bored by it. Want to make your own judgment call? While you’re waiting for your beta invite, check out this preview slideshow at the Village Voice. Let us know if you stay awake through the whole thing. (washingtoncitypaper.com + villagevoice.com)