“Teen Brazil 3″ Softly Whispers “Some Day Soon”

Have you been to Brazil? You really should go. From the favelas on the hill to the gun battles on the street, everyone is ready for a sexy good time. If you book a ticket, bring me along and I will hold Isabella on my lap just in case there’s some emergency.

Anyway, the allure of Brazil includes its juicy variety of people who will have sex with you, and it’s always easy to shop for bathing suits for them because you can tell what their style is from their tan lines.

“Smiles, everyone: Smiles!


Like I would be, this man wonders why his date is smiling at you instead. But what can she say? Brazil’s is a tourist-friendly economy.


You know, I believe this guy’s leg hair is even distracting her.


The joy of Brazil is that, even with two men going soft inside them, its porn performers can still flash a winning smile. Would Stormy Daniels put up with that? Hell no. She’d say, “Get hard now or you’re going to lose it.”

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  • Gram Ponante

    What about your wife??? Didn’t I just meet your wife?? Scandalous, sir. Scandalous.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @Brian47: At least when you took her to see Get Smart you had Anne Hathaway to consider, & in Dark Knight, Maggie Gyllenhaal.

  • Brian47

    She saw “Get Smart” without me, while I was away on a work trip… :( And we have yet to see “The Dark Knight”, but she loved “No Reservations” with Eckhart! Strangely enough, though, and despite both being very attractive, neither Hathaway nor Gyllenhall are my type…

  • hebear mcghee

    Possibly the most joyful DP caught on film.

  • Brian47

    Yes, yes you did indeed, sir, meet my wife this week… what can I say except sometimes we don’t always end up marrying those who are our fantasy types! :) Heck, I certainly don’t look like The Rock or Aaron Eckhart, my wife’s current favorites…

  • Brian47

    Ah yes, my favorite women in the world… :)

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @Brian47: No Reservations? Pshaw! That was atrocious, even for li’l Abigail Breslin bringing her charm.

    (Did I just mention Abigail Breslin on Fleshbot? Why don’t I have a seat… over there?)

    Eckhart was badass in The Core (is that the title?), though.

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris’s sack-dance…: The Core? Seriously? For real?

    He was more badass in Conversations With Other Women than he was in The Core. Hell, he was more badass in Paycheck than he was in The Core.