Burlesque Balloon Babe Braves Big Bong … Er, Gong

Yes, we’re still watching The Gong Show every week, but only because we’re awaiting the glorious return of The Unknown Comic. (Ask your parents.) Fortunately, we are still occasionally entertained by some of the acts that come through there, like the appropriately-named Katie Balloons, who proves that balloon fetishism is alive and well–as if we needed the reminder–and you still can’t show bare boobs on basic cable. Sorry to burst your bubble.

· The Gong Show with Dave Attell (comedycentral.com)

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  • MalzyWheels

    I’m sorry, but it’s just not the same without Nipsie Russell and Chuck Barris, too.

  • Jonnobot

    @MalzyWheels: Agreed. And whither Jaye P. Morgan?

  • MalzyWheels

    Ah yes.

    I saw a woman get into a ballon-tay,
    And yes, she had a very nice boot-tay.
    Her performance wasn’t long,
    There’s no way she was going to get the gong,
    But instead the judges wanted to give her their schlongs.

    Sorry. Had to.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    +1 to the woman
    +1 to her party-trick
    -10 to the presence of Jim Norton

    Also, when did Conan do an “if they mated…” for Ron White & David Bowie? The other judge looked like the result of a White-Bowie union.