July 30, 2008 | 13 Comments

Messin’ Around: Because Getting Dirty Is Sexy In More Ways Than One

Sex is messy business: with all those lubricants and body fluids mixing together and sloshing all over the place, it’s hard to get through a good fuck session without getting all sticky. (And if you do manage to do that, we’d say that you might not be having that good a time.) So why not just accept the fact that messy is sexy and go with it? We certainly didn’t mind fulfilling MrFuzzyPants‘s request, after all: whether they’re covered in cum, paint, food, or something else entirely, we love those girls who aren’t afraid to get a little dirty. So put those paper towels away and join us after the jump.

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Alex Devine (extremeporngalleries.com)



Carmelia (psypussy.com)



Kat Young (katyoung.com)



Ael (brokendollz.com)



Sydney Capri (incrediblecontent.com)



Scar (spookycash.com)



Cha Cha (hosted2.88square.com)



Toxxxy



Alex Jolie (iheartbucks.com)

All Wet And Messy (allwam.net)

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Author:Lux Alptraum

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  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    Oh dear…A kitty Kat, Bad kitty!

  • hebear mcghee

    The Sydney Capri photo is just epic. Great selections.

  • lustylady

    @I.M.B.Y wants Sandra Romain to teach me a lesson: Seems we have similar taste! She’s my favorite too, even though she’s not the messiest. The ears are too adorable. Would definitely have to stay on during sex.

  • Snowbunny

    Food and paint are one thing…gasoline is a whole other ball park.

  • hebear mcghee

    @Sunbunny: Brings a whole new connotation to “burning sensation”.

    I once saw an anal scene that took place in a garage where, if I recall correctly, axle grease was used as a lubricant. That… just can’t be good for the human body.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Toxxy demonstrates the preliminary steps before a cake-fart can be had. As well, though I love the idea, & almost as much, the execution, of same, I think I prefer the raw batter (not baby batter, pervs!) on the chin & cheek of the baker.

  • Lux Alptraum

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris’s sack-dance…: I thought Toxxxy was coated in pudding!

  • MrFuzzyPants

    Lux, your absolutely right. The messier the better.

    So many to choose from… My favorites would have to be Toxxy, because pudding(?) and sex make for a great, and delicious time. And the girls with paint, mainly because it reminds me of my days of youth were I would stay up late to watch the Spice channel, and they always played these shows where it was just women dancing around nude to music. One of them was of a woman who got nude then splashed paint all over herself and proceeded to paint the room.

    Going along the same lines of the messy factor, how about some sloppy seconds/cream pie fucking.

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    Wait….She came with her tits in your cake and that was _bad?_

    I, don’t think I’ll be able to concentrate on anything else today. Thanks man, now I got to buy some cheesecake while I sort this out.

  • Anonymous

    One thing this thread lacks is fake blood. Christian Bale did it so well, as did this fine lady, who happens to be a good friend of mine:

    [gramster.xtreemhost.com]

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    @Crystal_Mountain:

    HOLY FUCKIGNG SPAM FUCK. Do NOT click that link!

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    @lustylady:

    She’s a BAAAAD kitty >:(

    aww she’s cute : )

    Yea we have similar tastes. How do I know? I just bought both of your books ; )

  • VivThomas.com Team

    I filmed a food fetish scene for Playboy with Vera and Polish girl Anoushka, who insisted that during her orgasm she dipped her tits into this incredible strawberry cheesecake, which I’d had my eye on all morning. Ruined it. Totally destroyed it. What a freakin’ waste.