The True Player’s Guide To Picking Up Chicks

You’ve got the car, you’ve got the suit … now all you need is the babe to go with it all. Of course, you could find one in a club or pick one up at a bar or even hunt around Craigslist. Or you could just wait around outside a supermarket until some girl who really needs to pee walks by! If you show her the bathroom, she’s bound to be grateful–and we’re pretty sure she’ll fuck you as a demonstration of her gratitude. Heck, she’ll probably even give you anal! Don’t believe us? Check out this instructional guide after the jump. It could happen to you!

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  • Anonymous

    uh oh, this reminds me of the time I gave my husband a blow job in the gas station across from Pleasure Island.

  • Wolf68k

    Y’all have shown this one before

  • Lux Alptraum

    @Wolf68k: Our apologies. It was so hot, it gave us amnesia.

  • Anonymous

    I can spot pornstars a mile away in real life because they always look so uncomfortable/unnatural in any type of clothing, like a cat in a tutu.