July 22, 2008 | 7 Comments

One drop of “Liquid Virgin” and you’ll pucker up tighter than, well … a virgin. We like to think our readers are smart enough not to put anything like this near any of their holes, but just in case, uh … don’t. (discreet-romance.com, via random-good-stuff.com, via yesbutnobutyes.com)

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  • drunkexpatwriter

    This is the worst idea ever. What the fuck is wrong with humanity?

    If I ever saw this in a girl’s bathroom I’d never want to see her again.

    Have we really seriously hit a point in our culture where some people would use a product that is designed to make sex worse and potentially painful for the female partner.

    Peopel suck.

  • Anonymous

    I think it’s safe to assume it’s cherry flavored?

  • CyberSpy

    I think you’re assuming that this stuff actually does what it claims.

  • rad_matter

    To me Liquid Virgin sounds like Spanish Fly 2.0.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    The cure is worse than the disease:

    I would rather mine be a hot-dog in a hall-way than have its path constricted to the point of obstruction.

  • Tnuc

    Liquid Virgin – for when your vagina is like a hippo’s yawn.

  • Anonymous