Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Can The Boss Get The Job Done?

With a name like The Boss, a vibrator had better be able to perform — and from looks alone, Babeland’s latest release (an exclusive toy manufactured by Fun Factory) appears to be up to the job. At 8 3/4″ long and 1 3/5″ thick, it’s a sizeable toy; and with its soft silicone skin and realistic shape, it definitely looked like the kind of toy I’d like to have firmly lodged within my pussy.

So how did it stack up?

With its lifelike bumps and curves (no smiley animal faces here!) and substantial girth, the Boss slid comfortably inside my parts, filling things out quite nicely. But form isn’t everything: I reached down to turn the toy on and see how it functioned.

However, all my gripes about the dial faded away once the vibration kicked in. Though it’s a battery-powered toy, The Boss comes with more than a bit of kick — and combined with the toy’s size, the vibration is definitely enough to let you know who’s in charge.

My heart still belongs to some of the fancier, rechargeable vibes; but if you’re looking for a toy that has the power to make you swoon and — at a mere $58 — won’t break the bank; you might want to let The Boss stop by and show you how its done.

· Buy the The Boss (babeland.com)

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  • Snowbunny

    I hate the controls on Fun Factory Toys.

  • Lux Alptraum

    @Sunbunny: The Delight didn’t bother me so much, nor did the Laya Spot… but overall, I think I prefer their dildos to their vibes.

  • HotMovies4Her

    Looks like another good addition to their line. Personally, I’m still partial to the bandito.

  • Snowbunny

    @Lux Nightmare: I think their dial controls are the worst, but I haven’t tried their more high-end toys like the delight.

  • Lux Alptraum

    @Sunbunny: Their button operated toys all have the same basic setup: a plus and minus button. Hitting the plus button turns it on, and continuing to hit it increases the vibration (and eventually sends the vibe into pulse patterns). The minus sign takes the vibe out of pulse pattern mode, lowers the vibrations,a nd eventually turns the toy off. It’s not as good as the set up on LELO toys, but it’s better than this dial.