Teagan Presley Becomes A Former Hardcore Porn Star

The good news: Teagan Presley has new boobs (and you can buy her old ones if you’re so inclined) and a new boyfriend. The bad news: she’s no longer doing boy-girl scenes. We’re a bit heartbroken over the loss–no matter how many times these things happen, it just never gets any easier. Let’s just hope they don’t make a sequel to “Not Bewitched XXX” with a new actress playing Tabitha. That would be like if “Bewitched” went and replaced the actor playing Darrin in the middle of the series! (Oh wait…)

As we rue the end of Teagan’s hardcore career (or at least the boy/girl part of it), we invite you to join us in a tribute to the good old days after the jump.

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Teagan Beach Sex (megarotic.com)

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Teagan Prelsey likes to fuck hard (redtube.com)

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From “Jack’s Big Ass Show 8″ (Full gallery)

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From “Fishnets 8″ (Full gallery)

· Teagan: New Boobs, No Dudes

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  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    But wait, she’s still doing girl/girl, so she isn’t retiring. So she could still be in the next Bewitched, they just have to have the “spell” turn her into a lesbian as well.

  • CloudCarrier

    If it takes forever, then I’ll wait forever.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve never been sadder

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, because these “I’m not doing boy/girl scenes anymore because I totally love my boyfriend” thing ALWAYS last.

    I give this a year tops… more than likely it won’t last that long.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    What I find most fascinating is, while she clearly had the personality for hardcore, she had a body for glam: Teagan strikes me as a slightly more slender Breanne Mc Gregor (late as Playboy’s ’07 CyberGirl of the Year & Special Editions Model of the Year).