Do you Hulu? Well, unless you’re a fan of old “The A-Team” reruns, you probably don’t spend a lot of time on NBC Universal’s copyrighted video service. You’re probably also not a 13-year-old boy, which it turns out is a big chunk of their audience. Why do you suppose that is? Well, take a quick look at the top 20 videos on the site this month and you’ll start to understand more about Hulu and it’s users. Almost every clip involves nudity, a sex scene, or gratuitous boobies. Sometimes all three! (Which is not necessarily porn, by the way, even if that does make a good sensational headline.)
It’s kind of disappointing, because searching through mainstream movies for even a hint of bare breasts is a time-honored tradition of porn-deprived youths everywhere. But now thanks to the internet, that process has been become streamlined and embeddable. No more renting crappy movies out of the bargain bin or staying up past 3 A.M. to try and catch a glimpse of Melanie Griffith’s breasts on Cinemax. Movies like “Animal House” don’t even get made anymore, because they have no reason to exist. These kids today just don’t know how good they have it
The again, the clip below will save you from spending $9 on “Hitman.” So it’s not all bad.