What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Jenna Haze: Telegrapher Edition

We are not showing you the title of this movie, but Jenna Haze is providing a pretty good visual clue on the cover. A skillful actor trained in Greek theatre, Haze knows that sometimes the audience is so far from the proscenium that IT needs a little help to follow the story. In this case, the story will be written all over her … well, you get the idea. Can you be like last week’s winner and come up with a better title than the one Theos provided? And will Jenna of Troy be able to launch a thousand ships once the deed is done?

· Elegant Angel (elegantangel.com)
· See the real title (gamelink.com)

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  • Anonymous

    Hmmmm . . . that looks familiar . . . it must be Massive Facials 1 with Jenna Haze?

    It has some good reviews out

    [kobiata.wordpress.com]
    [www.cavr.com]

    Maybe the title should be

    “Hmmm which Iphone to get”

  • Anonymous

    Hmmm . . . that looks like Massive Facials 1?

    It has some good reviews out.

    [kobiata.wordpress.com]
    [www.cavr.com]

    An alternate title could have been “Where’s my Iphone?”

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    Three entries for your review….

    “Look Upon Mine Affliction and My Pain and Forgive All My Sins” featuring Jenna Haze

    “Just Look Closer, It’s Easy to Trace the Tracks of My Tears” now with Spanish Language Track and Split Screens!!!

    “All Things DeBarge”

  • MalzyWheels

    Just simply – “Head Shot”

  • SpeedyGonzalas 99%

    “Hey, you! Come here!”
    I know…lame.

  • HBKnight

    “Haze of Love”

  • Anonymous

    Give my slowly de-elasticized anus a rest and blow that load on my face already

  • Anonymous

    what the fuck does this smut have to do with telegraphy? My God, what if this page came up in a google search and my daugther saw it?

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Sarah Jessica Parker, what the fuck is this thing….THIS thing..on your face??

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Come on over (Come all over, baby)*

    * With apology to Christina Aguilera, who was not a hoochie when she recorded the song I cribbed, nor is she a hoochie, now. (Five years ago, in her hoochie stage, I’m sure Xina would have been willing to appear on a promotional cover for this title, in a Terrell Owens/Bang Bros type crossover.)

  • hebear mcghee

    “I think you missed a spot.”

  • Anonymous

    “He thinks my cold sore’s sexy.”

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    “Love looks not with thy eyes but with the mind…hey, my face is up here”

    “nothing can come of nothing, so Xup s’more”

    “You thinks too much; such men are dangerous, shoot your wad on my face learned coxswain!”

    “Yo, Romeo, more matter, less art”

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @hebear mcghee (is a wolf in wolf’s clothing): You’re a good man, & thorough.

  • Anonymous

    Titles:

    What’s Missing? a choose your own porn adventure!

    Dr. Z’s new High Protein Facial featuring Jenna Haze

    Love’s labour lost… in my face! (the title for I.M.B.Y’s quotes)

    Priapus needs to Unload by Plautus

    Quotes:

    “If you aim right here, I might be able to get through two scenes without re-doing my makeup”

    “Oops, you’ve made a spot. Now, you’re going to have to do the whole thing.”

  • CloudCarrier

    The Greek Sling’d Gifts
    Doneloadables
    This Must Be the Place (Creamed Medley)
    Blowed Loan
    Jenna’s Future Safari
    Dress Me Up In Your Love
    Exhaust Formation: Elegant Angel’s Bluest Angels
    (“Delta Pitch Up – Brake to Land!” – xoxoxo, Jenna Haze)

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    Where’s Waldo’s Wigglies?

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    “Instamatic 3, Just point and Shoot”

  • bleeble

    “If I point at my face long enough, maybe you won’t notice my tacky black vinyl/lace mini-culotte.”

  • bleeble

    “that that fucking tasteless director insisted that I wear, dammit!”

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    “Euripedes Drippity Do’s”
    “ass woman: Its a Trixxi Thing”

  • CloudCarrier

    @1000101: PewPewPew!

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    @CloudCarrier: You tellin’ me to get some religion???

  • Gram Ponante

    @dixrocks: See? You didn’t even TRY and I would have named you the winner of this one, for what is Greek tragedy but your daughter finding your search history? Still, I have to give it to I.M.B.Y., because he/she stayed Greek the longest.

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    WOO HOOO! Chalk another one up for listening to instructions! My classmates at school used to call me an ass kisser. I just call them LOOSirs!!!