Flashbot Fleshback: Joker? I Hardly Know Her!

A look back at the week that was …

· Pornstar sex … you’re doing it wrong.
· Don’t think of this as goodbye, Eva Angelina. Think of this as summer reruns until the new season starts.
· So this is why we never get invited to Tera Patrick’s parties. (Among many other reasons.)
· Look, we love these girls as much as the next seaman, but we must be careful not to hunt them to extinction.

· We have got to get that new video game.
· Admit it–you’re a little jealous of Helen Mirren.
· The Batman will save us! Unless one of these people has a free moment.
· Remember, we know what you like. But please keep telling us, otherwise we’ll never figure it out on our own.

Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

Someone I know from elsewhere in the tubes posited Helen Mirren should not be rocking the two-piece swim-wear at her age. Usually, too, the man who made the point is spot-on — a little frazzled, but still right — but as to Dame Helen’s choice in beach clothes, I must respectfully disagree. If you look good, you look good, & no need to become (overly) modest in old age — especially if only for it being “what seniors are supposed to do”.

In fact, Ms Mirren, feel free to get down with your best Sienna Miller impression & have on a one-piece, the lower piece. Old lady nipples, coming thru….